Weigh down your peers with our basic ‘BoatAnchor’ package.


Our ‘BridgeBurner’ package will make sure you are remembered on your way out.


Introducing ‘HellRaiser’ – Our complete suite. For the narcissist that always deserves the final word.

Easy Phone Advice

Be on the phone to one of our talking heads at your leisure.

Top Resources

Our experts have done all the hard work. Take the credit of your peers with our extensive playbooks.

Stress Testing

Our team of auditors are second to none. We’ll tailor a plan guaranteed to raise your management’s blood pressure.

Medical Certificates on Demand

Don’t want to come into work today? No problem! We’ve partnered with only the most plausible sounding medical practices in India!

Let us introduce ourselves

A few words about us

We understand your pain. Your boss is unreasonable. Your peers are annoying. You deserved that promotion that Jerry got.

We know how unfair businesses can be in recognising merit objectively from results.

Why should others get ahead just because they are better than you? Let us intervene.

Formed by the combined suffering of four bitter consultants spurned by over 30 years of  ‘Performance Improvement Plans’ we are uniquely placed in the Australian market to guide you to meeting your needs (for a price).

How it all came to be…

Mostly desperation for money

Isn’t that why you work?

If you just answered ‘Yes‘ it means you’re an exact fit for our ‘BoatAnchor’ package.

25 Million $

Wasted Productivity


Businesses ruined

4 Consultants

working for you

35 Years

of experience

No better time to get revenge

Call HR Troll

Tired of being bossed around by people dumber than you? No problem! Whether you work in a small start up environment or a corporate giant, our ‘Dunning-Kruger’ program will accelerate your career development.

24/7 Availability

No need for an appointment. Call us now! Just not between 17:30 and 8:30.

Online Store

We have a catalogue of individual resources available for purchase.

Learning Management Modules

Award winning modules carefully crafted to maximise your learning.

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